Anyway, one thing that has been less active than my blog updates is THC and his presence on the forum. Where has he gone? The forum has been rife with rumours: some people are saying that he left to star in the Go Compare adverts; some are saying that he bought SAIC and designed a head gasket far superior to my original K-Series design, in an attempt to get one over me; some are saying that he left to concentrate on being Berto's new girlfriend; some are saying that since things have calmed down he's returned to his other job working for Kate and Gerry McCann; some are saying that he's away on a course that teaches you HOW to NOT randomly use CAPITAL LETTERS when TYPING just for the sake of SMASHING THE KEYBOARD TO SMITHEREENS; some are saying that he's the new head of Al-Qaeda; some are saying that his body was dissected, and the parts from it used to make the new MG6; some are saying that he never really existed in the first place...
Whatever the case may be, I'm glad he has gone, as once again I'm solely in charge of theMGZR.co.uk, meaning that my quest for world domination has risen to a whopping 48% complete. I was in talks with ShafTz about masterminding a forced MG-Rover.org takeover which would see my status rise even further, however Steve Childs' level of evilness surpasses even that of my own. As a result, and for fear of the repercussions should my attempts fail, I have shelved said plans for the time being. The last time I pissed him off, he sent unwanted pizzas to my house! The guy is NOT to be messed with.
Anyway, it's good to be back. I'll post more later, away just now to play Snake II on my new Nokia 3310.
