Big Slick a.k.a. Bri a.k.a. Slacker a.k.a. Dead Hamster Slam Dunker resigned as a Moderator this evening. I'm truly gutted. NOBODY, not even Cha and her big wobbly boobie woobies satisfies my sexual needs like Bri did: the way he held me; the way he kissed me; the way he unwrinkled the underside of his ballsack and let the sweat from within the folds flow freely into my mouth before ramming his big, veiny, purple peni-... erm, anyway, I'll never forget him and the unparalleled love he showed me on an almost daily basis.
Logging off for now, going to drop-kick a hamster in the face in his honour.
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