Gift ideas?

Not been replying to forum PMs tonight as I've been busy searching for a gift for Lisa in an attempt to woo her. I have a fair whack of the site's funds to spend on her, plus a large portion of Rapester's takings from his lucrative facepalm sticker buisness, so looking to get her something really nice. Saw some nice pencil sharpeners on the Staples website, however, as much as I love giving a woman stationary, I'm currently leaning more towards toiletries as a possible gift option due to TJ telling me that she is "a fucking filthy little spunkbucket with a penchant for utter dirtiness". As much as I like the lass I'd prefer her to be clean, so the Dove shower creme I saw reduced to £1 in Asda might be ideal. He also said that she loves cocks, however I'm not sure if having a pet bird around the house would be good for Duncan. Might just get her a big lollipop, as apparently she likes sucking big purple ones too.