Paternity test results are in...

...and after several months of uncertainty, I can now confirm that I am the father of the creature in the story below:

Sheep gives birth to a mutant Lamb with Human Face

It had been a long night. I'd had one too many Blue WKDs. All I was looking for was a good time. The pubs had all closed. My dad punched me in the face when I turned up at his door. There are no nightclubs in Wales. I decided to walk to SarahTT/Saz22/Fatty's house, so I travelled south to go north. Before I knew it I was in a field in Turkey, with this absolute STUNNER sitting in front of me, baaing seductively. It had been at least a week since my last wooly encounter. I couldn't say no. The rest, as they say, is history.

The good news is that the pound sterling is strong against the Turkish lira, so not going to lose much of my lucrative theMGZR.co.uk income to child support.