Welcome aboard, C4MNY...

Following Bri's departure, I thought it would be appropriate to replace him with someone else with a nice set of large tits. Since ThumpJunkie had already been there and done that (excellently, I might add), and with several women's rights organisations threatening to take me to court for my "sexist" employee policies, I was left with no choice but to appoint a female as the newest member of our moderation team. Welcome aboard, Christine. Hopefully she'll be better than our last female member of staff (well, the last one who never got the job simply because she buries my nose in her pongy pink penis passageway bi-weekly), Emily, and actually attend any meets which she arranges. Also, as a female member of staff, I would expect her to not only avoid having DannyZR fall in love with her to the point of him dangling himself from the rafters, but also refrain from encouraging any sexual advances Berto makes within the Moderation section.