I can't get Lil' Lisa out of my head. I spoke to her on the telephone a couple of weeks ago, and even though I never understood a single fucking word she said, I can't stop thinking about how sexy her high-pitched Scottish screeching voice sounded. TJ has also hinted that she pung the bean over my dulcet Welsh tones, so not sure if I should just grow some and ask her out on a e-date or not? I've already used my powers of MSN seduction to get virtual sex out of Rapester, ShafTz, and Bri, plus I managed to get a phone bonk off Berto by pretending to be Sarah14103992674552 with laryngitis, so you never know - I might have a decent chance with Lisa.
The only issue which I can forsee is my lack of clunge experience; I've never used my Welsh charm to seduce a female before, only males. I didn't even have to do anything to get Cha, as within fourteen seconds of her clapping eyes upon my finely-combed moustache, delightfully chic combover and four curly chest py00bs sprouting out of my paisley cardigan she was using my nose as a dildo.
Will report back soon with the results of my seduction attempts, away to comb my mangina.
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