Finally plucked up the courage to write Lisa a letter telling her how I feel. As you can see, I've even bought a red leather couch like TJ's; I'm also considering becoming strangely ginger-yet-bald and growing a py00b combover so that I can be more like him.
I hope she calls me again soon, I've got a tub of Vaseline next to the phone just in case.
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