My dad hates me

I haven't spoken to my dad for years. To my surprise, he called me up today. Conversation went like this:

Me - Hello?
Dad - You're a twat.
*dial tone*

I phoned Rapester for some consolation:

Rapester - Hello?
Me - Oh hello there, it's Andy!
Rapester - You're a dick.
*dial tone*

Thought I'd phone Jonnazi instead:

Jonnazi - Hello?
Me - Oh hello there, it's Andy!
Jonnazi - Hello mate! Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah computers blah blah blah blah blah blah ponytail blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah server blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Geordie blah blah blah blah blah blah hair extensions blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Ugg boots blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Welsh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah you're a cunt.
*dial tone*

Never been so upset since I was banned from theMGZS.co.uk.