I'm trying to dispell the myth that I'm gay by asking males the above question on the forum. I am NOT gay. I'm just desperate. It's like guys in jail - they take male anus and cock because it's all they can get. Cha has left my penis withered and flacid, and without Rapester and Petorious it would actually have cobwebs dangling from it (or should that be "cockwebs"? Hahahahahaha, bit of classic Welsh humour for you there).
Anyway, I'm hoping that by asking that question, people will think that it's too gay a question for a gay person to ask, thus rendering me epicly hetero. There is nothing more important to me than retaining my e-hardman image, don't want to let it slip just because of a few poorly placed comments about my love for Bri, and the fact that I admit to watching Eastenders. Might post pictures of a few cross-stitch patterns I made earlier, that'll let them know this Welsh dude is ALL man!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment